Saturday, January 31, 2015

Canadian Version of David Letterman's Top 10 List

Just makes you want to shake your head in disbelief, and, just maybe choke someone in charge. This is Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity.  Of course we look like idiots - we are!  

# 10  Only in America... could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 per plate Obama campaign fund-raising event. 

# 09 Only in America... could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black, 40+% of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans - 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!,

# 08 Only in America... could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes. 

# 07 Only in America... can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash. 

# 06 Only in America... would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens. (probably should be number one) 

# 05 Only in America... could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be called EXTREMISTS. 

# 04 Only in America... could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote. 

# 03 Only in America... could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike). 

# 02 Only in America... could you collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7 Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money. 

# 01 Only in America... could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all. 


Official White House Terrorist Identification Chart

Michael Ramirez is just excellent...every day (see http://www.investors.com/editorial-cartoons/michael-ramirez/)


Sunday, January 25, 2015

Socialism in America in 2015

Here are six Conundrums of Socialism in the United States of America:

1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized. 


2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims. 


3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government. 


4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer. 


5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.


6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries.



Think about it! And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.

Monday, January 19, 2015

ObamaCare Reduced to Four Sentences

Here's a nice summary from  a Purdue engineer.  Here are the 10,535 pages of ObamaCare  condensed to 4  sentences.  As humorous as this sounds.....every last word of it is absolutely TRUE!
      
1. In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to uninsure the insured.
       
2. Next, we require the newly uninsured to be re-insured.


3. To re-insure the newly uninsured, they are required to pay extra charges to be re-insured.
   
4. The extra charges are required so that the original insured, who became uninsured, and then became re-insured, can pay enough extra so that the original uninsured can be insured, which will be almost free of  charge to them.


'Nuff said!  Got it?  

Thursday, January 08, 2015