My dog

From my email...

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.  He can eat whenever he wants.  His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.  For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.


He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.  He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.  He receives these accommodations absolutely free.


He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.  All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.


I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.  I think my dog is a member of Congress!