STC - Senior Texting Codes

From my email - thanks, Bob:

Because more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code.)

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Fell

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL!: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor  
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder--
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?

GGLKI !!! : Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In !!!